FAT LADY POEM

is is the ballad of fat Mercil,

single mom, too lazy to take the pill.

Now picture a woman, it might be quite hard,

who is 300 pounds of pure, bouncing lard.

Her friends say “Hey, why don’t you lose it?”

She says “No way! I love it! I choose it!”

She leaves a mountain when she shits.

You can find her navel between her tits.

She’s BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

She’s morbidly obese – everybody thinks so.

Some say she’s the fattest this side of Frisco.

She eats like a pig, she never tries to stop.

She’s a morbidly obese, disgusting slob!

While the slim are starving in sadness,

she enjoys gluttony and super fatness.

She says “Fuck the starving, its their tough luck!”

“If there’s another famine, I don’t give a fuck!”

She’s BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

Her pants, shirts and jackets are super large.

If she fell down the stairs, she’d face a manslaughter charge!

If she landed on you, you’d certainly die!

When she takes a shower, her feet stay dry!

She crushed a man, when she walked down the hall.

She’d destroy the house if she had a bad fall!

She’s BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

BIG big big big big big big Mercil!

When she needs money its never a hassle

she rents himself out as a bouncy castle!

When in a crowd,
she shots out loud,
“Look at me! I’m fat and proud!”

When she walks into a wooden-floored room,

the room goes BOOM BA BOOM BA BOOM!

She loves her greediness! She loves her voracity!

She loves her sleaziness! She loves her indecency!

She loves her cheekiness! She loves her audacity!

She loves her laziness! She loves her obesity!